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[alarm blaring]
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[glass shattering]
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[coughing]
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[alarm continues blaring]
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Shit.
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Shit!
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[car door opens]
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[car door closes]
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- [panting heavily]
- [sirens blaring]
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[low guttural growl]
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[loud snarling]
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[menacing music playing]
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[creature screeching, chittering]
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[rock music playing]
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[volume increases]
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[sizzling]
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- [man screams on TV]
- [chuckles] Oh, yeah.
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Ooh! Ow!
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Whoa.
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- ["Innocence" by Harlequin playing]
- [automated voice on TV] Game on.
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[TV volume increases]
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[game character] You're both gone!
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♪ No time to pretend ♪
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♪ Innocence ♪
[singer vocalizes]
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♪ Innocence ♪
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[singer vocalizes]
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♪ Innocence ♪
[singer vocalizes]
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[game plays loudly]
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Yeah!
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[volume increases]
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♪ Don't you try... ♪
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[volume increases]
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[song continues]
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[Don] Sonny, dinner.
♪ ... when I first met you ♪
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[Don] Sonny! Dinner!
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Sonny!
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- All right. Damn it.
- [turns off TV]
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It's getting cold, Sonny.
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[tap running]
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If you keep washing like that,
there's not gonna be any skin left.
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[Sonny grunts softly]
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[water running]
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[rock music plays on radio]
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[exhales]
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[Don sighs in exasperation]
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I, um, I spit-shined those myself, so...
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Okay.
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[Sonny exhales]
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To my favorite son.
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To my fucked-up stomach.
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[Don] Nice. Cheers.
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Mmm.
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Ah, man.
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You know, it...
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It sucks, the bad stomach thing,
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but I think this germ thing
might suck more.
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Yeah. Yeah. Um, I think they're connected.
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But, you know, I'm trying to...
I'm trying to deal with it.
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Hmm. What did your therapist lady say?
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Um, she said my phobia is related
to what happened to Mom.
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Look, I don't...
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I don't want you thinking
that what happened to your mother
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could happen to you. Okay?
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Because that was
a one-in-a-million germ thing.
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Okay?
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Sonny, the germs... germs are everywhere.
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Okay? They're on everything.
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I mean, do you have any idea
how many germs
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you're touching and drinking and...
and eating all day long?
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Millions upon millions of germs.
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And germs actually are there
to make you stronger.
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Stop! Stop! Stop!
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Okay, I... I get it.
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I'm dealing with it.
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All right?
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[cutlery clinking]
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You know, it was a tragedy
what happened to your mother,
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but these are the cards we're dealt,
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and we're not in the business
of feeling sorry for ourselves.
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So what do we do?
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Stay in bed all day? That's pretty good.
I like doing that.
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[Don imitates buzzer]
We're not gonna stay in bed all day.
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What we're gonna do is keep busy. Okay?
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We keep busy, because
that's what keeps the grief at bay.
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We stay busy by working together.
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What? Wait, uh, together?
Like, you want me to work with you
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as a plumber?
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Yes. I think it'll be good for you.
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W... W... Well, what about my... my...
my phobia? What about all the germs?
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I... I... I could die.
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You're not gonna die, Sonny. Okay? And...
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I mean...
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don't you, uh...
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trust me?
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Yeah.
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Okay. So good.
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Yeah.
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I'm glad...
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because you got your first gig
with me tonight.
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- Wait, what? Tonight?
- Mm-hmm. Eat up.
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Yeah, we got to get going soon.
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[ominous music playing]
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[fire crackling, rumbling]
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[grunts]
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[groans in pain]
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[panting]
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[creature screeching]
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[man] Not now!
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[seat belt alarm dings]
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[starts car engine]
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["The Boys In The Bright White Sports Car"
by Trooper playing]
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♪ Here they come ♪
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♪ The boys in the bright white
sports car ♪
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♪ Waving their arms in the air ♪
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♪ Who do they think they are? ♪
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♪ And where did they get that car? ♪
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♪ There they go ♪
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♪ The boys in the bright white
sports car ♪
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♪ Honking at all the girls ♪
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♪ It's jack... ♪
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- [barrier arm crunches]
- [thud]
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[Sonny inhales sharply]
I don't think I can do this.
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[Don] Oh, come on. Yeah, you can.
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I'm gonna be sick.
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Ah, come on.
You got this, Sonny. You got this.
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We should probably pick up
some more of this stuff, eh?
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I got you covered.
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We got a whole case back there for you.
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[Sonny] Phew!
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Thank God.
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Nah, don't thank God.
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Thank Costco.
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[starts car engine]
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["Day by Day"
by Doug and the Slugs playing]
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♪ Bad news don't ruin my appetite ♪
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♪ Don't let the papers tell me
If it's wrong or right ♪
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♪ I just do what I do and I do... ♪
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- [turns off radio]
- [Don] Whoa!
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Hey, that was some classic Canadian rock.
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Look, I get it, all right?
I wouldn't want to work
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with my old man either.
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No, it's not that.
I just haven't used a stranger's bathroom
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since I can remember,
let alone stick my hand in a toilet.
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Okay, look at this...
Maybe don't look at it like a nightmare.
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Look at this as like an opportunity to,
to face your fears. Okay?
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[brakes screech]
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- [man] Whoa!
- Jesus Christ!
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Watch it, dumb-ass.
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What is he yelling at me for?
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[Sonny] It's cool. Don't...
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Man, let's just relax.
What is... What...
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I should get out there and just boom!
One punch, knock him out.
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Boom, uppercut.
You're lucky my son's in the car.
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Okay. Just forget it.
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I'm not gonna forget anything.
You remember that time
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you fought Philly Catapano
in junior hockey?
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He was picking on you,
pushing you around.
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And you fought, right?
You fought him back.
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Your mother and I
were so proud of you that day.
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Okay, first of all,
I was crying the whole time.
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Oh, watch out!
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- Jesus!
- [woman] Oh, my God, you guys.
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- Again?
- I almost just got hit by a car.
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Okay, that's two people
you've almost killed in 30 seconds.
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Well, she... Her... Her face was
buried in her phone, right?
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I mean... [scoffs]
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And that other big jackass, that bald guy.
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What was he doing? Giving me the finger?
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[sighs in exasperation]
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- So are you gonna say something or...
- [Sonny exhales]
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You know, I could have
said no to you tonight.
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Yeah, you could have, but you didn't.
So why?
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Well, because...
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[exhales]
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Because I don't want this phobia
to kick my ass anymore.
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I wa... I want to be more like
the old version of myself,
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you know, back when I was,
uh, you know, cool.
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And I could touch stuff
without being scared of it.
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And I could go outside, and...
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I didn't have to worry
about everything that I...
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interact with.
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I'm glad to hear you say that.
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I really am.
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[rattling, clattering]
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- [paper crinkling]
- [rattling]
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- What is that?
- Oh, it's a present.
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[intriguing score]
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What are these? Ski gloves?
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[scoffs] Are you kidding me?
Ski gloves? No!
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Those are Titan Fives.
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Those are high flex, cut resistant.
The best damn work gloves in the market.
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Oh. Well, thanks, Dad.
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Yeah, I mean me,
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all the best plumbers
in the world use them.
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And, uh, now so do you.
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- Okay.
- Look at that. Fits like a glove.
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- Ooh.
- [Don chuckles]
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Now, these things...
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Not a germ in the world
that can get through those.
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Wow, that's really thoughtful of you.
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Thank you for that.
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[clears throat] You are most welcome.
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So, what do you say?
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- [car door opens]
- Huh?
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Yeah.
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[suspenseful music playing]
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Hi. Welcome to Palmer Estate.
How can I help you?
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Thank you.
We're here to fix Mrs. Applebaum's toilet.
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Have you been here before?
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Uh, yeah.
Coming on and off here for years.
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Right. I'm just gonna
check the maintenance log.
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Oh, okay. Sure.
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[Don chuckles]
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It's a nice place.
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Yeah. It's quiet.
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I guess everyone's gone
for the long weekend?
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Yeah.
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Uh, okay. Uh...
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- Donahue Plumbing?
- Yeah, that's us.
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Well, Donahue and son.
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Hey, I know you.
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Uh, I don't think so.
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No, no, I definitely do.
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Um... Sonny.
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Sonny. Right?
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We had chemistry in first year.
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- [Don] Hmm.
- Right... Yeah.
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What was your name again?
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Patricia.
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Yeah. You're pre-med, right?
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[Patricia] Yeah. Good memory.
Uh, I haven't had much time for school
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since my dad got sick.
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Ah! Sorry about that.
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So you're a plumber?
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Uh, just working with my dad.
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Yeah. I don't want to interrupt all this,
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but where's the guy
who normally works here?
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- Jeff. Jim. Jeff.
- [Patricia] Um...
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- Yeah, Jim.
- [Don] Jim...
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He passed away last month.
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Yeah. Aneurysm.
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We found him sitting
in the lobby bathroom.
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It was very uncomfortable for everybody.
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Found him sitting on the toilet?
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Yeah.
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Hmm.
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Well... [chuckles awkwardly]
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Shit happens.
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Her colleague dies in the toilet
and you bust out a "shit happens"?
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How about a little sensitivity?
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- I was being sensitive.
- Well...
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- Uh, where to?
- Press two.
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Two.
- [click]
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[elevator doors rumbling]
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[doors thud closed]
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[Muzak plays quietly]
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Work accident.
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Well, I hear ya.
259
00:14:05,304 --> 00:14:06,597
It looks...
260
00:14:08,599 --> 00:14:10,326
No, it wasn't.
261
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:11,643
I changed my mind.
262
00:14:12,227 --> 00:14:13,580
- It wasn't a work accident?
- No.
263
00:14:13,604 --> 00:14:15,689
- [elevator dings]
- Don't talk about it.
264
00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:24,990
- Dude's creepy.
- Yeah, really creepy.
265
00:14:27,618 --> 00:14:28,952
[farting]
266
00:14:29,745 --> 00:14:31,055
What was that?
267
00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:32,473
Nothing. Nothing.
268
00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:33,624
I'm... I'm nervous.
269
00:14:34,249 --> 00:14:35,810
You fart when you're nervous? Come on.
270
00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:37,312
- Well...
- You're a professional now.
271
00:14:37,336 --> 00:14:39,606
We're on the job.
Look, lesson number one tonight.
272
00:14:39,630 --> 00:14:44,110
If you're gonna do something...
[farts loudly; Grunts]
273
00:14:44,134 --> 00:14:45,403
you do it right.
- [elevator dings]
274
00:14:45,427 --> 00:14:47,095
[both laughing]
275
00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:50,408
- Good evening.
- [man] Good evening.
276
00:14:50,432 --> 00:14:51,892
Excuse us. Thank you.
277
00:14:56,188 --> 00:14:57,332
[woman sniffing]
278
00:14:57,356 --> 00:14:59,525
Meatloaf. [Laughing]
279
00:15:04,154 --> 00:15:08,408
I can't believe
they tried to shut us down.
280
00:15:09,368 --> 00:15:11,870
Destroying our work.
281
00:15:14,540 --> 00:15:18,502
If only they understood
the... the extent of your...
282
00:15:19,628 --> 00:15:23,983
evolutionary magnificence that I created.
283
00:15:24,007 --> 00:15:25,860
[creature snorts]
284
00:15:25,884 --> 00:15:27,219
I'm a God.
285
00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:29,948
And your father.
286
00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:31,407
[liquid bubbling]
287
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:32,432
And together...
288
00:15:33,183 --> 00:15:36,621
one day soon, we're gonna...
we're gonna rule the world.
289
00:15:36,645 --> 00:15:38,605
- [creature purring]
- [liquid bubbling]
290
00:15:42,484 --> 00:15:43,819
Oh, yeah.
291
00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:47,215
Yeah, yeah, baby.
292
00:15:47,239 --> 00:15:48,591
Yeah. No...
293
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:53,871
I will never let anyone
or anything harm you.
294
00:15:55,372 --> 00:15:58,977
I will love you unconditionally.
295
00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:04,107
And I will protect you
and care for you and love you until...
296
00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:05,507
[screaming]
297
00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:11,138
[continues screaming]
298
00:16:16,101 --> 00:16:17,227
Get off me!
299
00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:22,441
- [plate shattering]
- [continues screaming]
300
00:16:27,196 --> 00:16:29,531
[grunting]
301
00:16:40,584 --> 00:16:42,520
[creature screeching]
302
00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:44,063
[panting]
303
00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:46,131
Fuck it! We'll start from scratch.
304
00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:55,390
[light coughing]
305
00:17:00,562 --> 00:17:01,939
[creature chittering]
306
00:17:08,737 --> 00:17:10,531
[man screaming]
307
00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:18,830
[water gurgling]
308
00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:30,401
Now Mrs. Applebaum calls me
every couple of weeks.
309
00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:32,386
She's just lonely. Loves to talk.
310
00:17:32,970 --> 00:17:35,156
This should be an easy first gig for you.
311
00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:36,157
Get in, get out.
312
00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:37,808
Call it a night.
313
00:17:40,352 --> 00:17:41,436
[Sonny clears throat]
314
00:17:43,438 --> 00:17:45,875
- Maybe she fell down the toilet.
- [Don laughs]
315
00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:48,360
Plumbing humor, Son. I love it. I love it.
316
00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:52,155
Isn't that the guy you almost ran over?
317
00:17:52,865 --> 00:17:54,884
[Don] Now it all makes sense.
318
00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:57,470
That's why he was such an asshole.
Maintenance workers.
319
00:17:57,494 --> 00:17:58,847
- Hm.
- [Don] Those guys?
320
00:17:58,871 --> 00:18:00,807
Huge rivalry.
Goes back centuries.
321
00:18:00,831 --> 00:18:01,850
[knocking on door]
322
00:18:01,874 --> 00:18:03,685
- Really?
- Yeah.
323
00:18:03,709 --> 00:18:06,688
Started with the Romans back in...
Now, there she is. Aah!
324
00:18:06,712 --> 00:18:10,066
So good to see you, Mrs. Applebaum.
You look beautiful.
325
00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:11,234
[laughing] Thank you.
326
00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:12,527
- Come in.
- Oh! Thank you.
327
00:18:12,551 --> 00:18:13,778
- Hello.
- All right.
328
00:18:13,802 --> 00:18:16,180
Good to see you, too. Come in.
329
00:18:19,725 --> 00:18:24,956
[sighs happily] You are my knights
in shining blue overalls tonight.
330
00:18:24,980 --> 00:18:26,332
[chuckling]
331
00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:28,418
Would anyone like some coffee? Tea?
- [dog barks]
332
00:18:28,442 --> 00:18:30,253
Uh, no. I'm good.
333
00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:32,255
[Mrs. Applebaum] Oh, Daisy!
334
00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:33,715
- Oh, my goodness! Daisy!
- Oh! Oh!
335
00:18:33,739 --> 00:18:37,093
[Mrs. Applebaum] Oh, Daisy! Off! Off!
Oh, I'm so, so sorry.
336
00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:39,512
- [Sonny] It's okay.
- Honestly, it's okay.
337
00:18:39,536 --> 00:18:41,389
[Mrs. Applebaum] Out! Out! I'm so sorry.
338
00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:42,307
- Cool.
- [Don] No, no, no.
339
00:18:42,331 --> 00:18:43,183
She's just a puppy.
340
00:18:43,207 --> 00:18:44,601
No, Mrs. Applebaum, don't be sorry.
341
00:18:44,625 --> 00:18:46,686
Please. Where I come from,
a little pee is good luck.
342
00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:48,438
- [Don laughs]
- [Mrs. Applebaum laughs along]
343
00:18:48,462 --> 00:18:50,440
[laughing] Yeah.
344
00:18:50,464 --> 00:18:52,817
Okay, so, um, what's the problem?
345
00:18:52,841 --> 00:18:55,320
Oh, it's the toilet.
346
00:18:55,344 --> 00:18:57,447
[sighs] It's acting really strange.
347
00:18:57,471 --> 00:18:59,157
Okay. Did you try plunging?
348
00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:01,659
Yeah, I tried plunging,
but I'm no match for it.
349
00:19:01,683 --> 00:19:04,245
Okay. Well, you do not worry
about a thing, Mrs. A,
350
00:19:04,269 --> 00:19:06,289
because that's why I get the big bucks.
351
00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:09,709
Okay? So, what do you say we...
we go check it out?
352
00:19:09,733 --> 00:19:12,295
- Let's check out her toilet. Yeah.
- Okay.
353
00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:14,714
[Mrs. Applebaum] Please. Thank you.
354
00:19:14,738 --> 00:19:16,073
Okay.
355
00:19:17,491 --> 00:19:19,052
Well...
356
00:19:19,076 --> 00:19:20,827
Ah. That's a simple clog.
357
00:19:21,662 --> 00:19:22,889
Yeah.
358
00:19:22,913 --> 00:19:24,724
Typical of old girls like this.
359
00:19:24,748 --> 00:19:27,185
- Toilet, Dad, not a boat.
- [laughs]
360
00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:28,502
Right.
361
00:19:29,086 --> 00:19:30,772
Right. Okay.
362
00:19:30,796 --> 00:19:33,608
Well, Mrs. A, my more than
capable assistant Sonny here
363
00:19:33,632 --> 00:19:36,444
will be able to clear
this clog up in no time.
364
00:19:36,468 --> 00:19:38,446
Oh, uh, I thought
I was just shadowing you.
365
00:19:38,470 --> 00:19:39,906
[Don] Hmm.
366
00:19:39,930 --> 00:19:41,157
Right.
367
00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:42,975
Well, it's just a clog, Sonny.
368
00:19:43,851 --> 00:19:45,119
- Easy little fix, right?
- Okay.
369
00:19:45,143 --> 00:19:46,955
My boy's got it. All right, Mrs. A.
370
00:19:46,979 --> 00:19:49,541
You got this, buddy. After you, ma'am.
371
00:19:49,565 --> 00:19:50,691
Huh?
372
00:19:54,695 --> 00:19:56,071
[sighs]
373
00:19:56,822 --> 00:19:58,615
[water squelching]
374
00:20:00,909 --> 00:20:02,411
[grunting]
375
00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:06,599
It won't budge.
I think there's something big
376
00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:08,000
stuck in the flange.
377
00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:14,590
Dad! Maybe you should just
come in here and take a look.
378
00:20:15,841 --> 00:20:17,569
Oh, you got this, okay?
379
00:20:17,593 --> 00:20:19,261
Lis... Are you listening to me?
380
00:20:20,888 --> 00:20:21,865
No.
381
00:20:21,889 --> 00:20:22,991
Perfect.
382
00:20:23,015 --> 00:20:24,450
Okay. Put the plunger down
383
00:20:24,474 --> 00:20:26,578
and now reach on in
and find the obstruction.
384
00:20:26,602 --> 00:20:28,621
Are you kidding me?
No, I'm not doing that.
385
00:20:28,645 --> 00:20:32,316
Sonny, you're wearing Titan Fives.
In my day, didn't even wear gloves.
386
00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:35,128
No, I'm not doing that. Just come in here.
387
00:20:35,152 --> 00:20:39,007
Okay. Listen, Sonny.
Lesson number two this evening, okay?
388
00:20:39,031 --> 00:20:42,051
Sometimes, you wanna take
responsibility in life,
389
00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:44,262
you're gonna get your hands
a little dirty.
390
00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:46,055
And when you get your hands
a little dirty,
391
00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:48,165
sometimes your arm gets a little dirty.
392
00:20:48,832 --> 00:20:52,336
The point is, it's all how we deal
with the mess in our life.
393
00:20:53,212 --> 00:20:54,338
Does that make sense to you?
394
00:20:55,589 --> 00:20:56,733
[retching]
395
00:20:56,757 --> 00:20:58,175
[breathes heavily, gags]
396
00:20:59,176 --> 00:21:00,761
[exclaims in disgust]
397
00:21:09,144 --> 00:21:11,313
[ominous music playing]
398
00:21:14,358 --> 00:21:15,359
[farting]
399
00:21:25,911 --> 00:21:27,055
[loud clang]
400
00:21:27,079 --> 00:21:29,164
- [water bubbling]
- [metal creaking]
401
00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:32,793
[screams]
402
00:21:34,753 --> 00:21:36,189
Mmm!
403
00:21:36,213 --> 00:21:37,774
[smacking lips]
404
00:21:37,798 --> 00:21:39,007
Mmm.
405
00:21:39,716 --> 00:21:44,179
Mrs. A, you make the best
matzo balls I've ever had.
406
00:21:44,888 --> 00:21:46,515
Thank you. [Chuckles]
407
00:21:52,437 --> 00:21:53,647
[Sonny] Dad?
408
00:21:54,231 --> 00:21:57,609
- Dad, I need you. I can't do this.
- Yeah. Hold your horses. I'm coming.
409
00:21:59,570 --> 00:22:00,672
Please.
410
00:22:00,696 --> 00:22:02,131
Yes. What is it?
411
00:22:02,155 --> 00:22:04,408
Are you kidding me?
Here, look.
412
00:22:06,410 --> 00:22:08,179
It's not that difficult, okay?
413
00:22:08,203 --> 00:22:09,538
Get in there...
414
00:22:10,873 --> 00:22:12,475
[Don grunts]
415
00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:13,667
[Don straining]
416
00:22:15,711 --> 00:22:19,298
And just find obstruction, like I said.
417
00:22:20,132 --> 00:22:23,051
- Yeah. Here we go.
- [water drains]
418
00:22:24,011 --> 00:22:25,891
- Yeah.
- [Mrs. Applebaum] My goodness. [Laughs]
419
00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:29,284
I'd wondered what had happened to those.
420
00:22:29,308 --> 00:22:31,077
I had to go out and buy new ones.
421
00:22:31,101 --> 00:22:34,789
- Yeah.
- Well, Mrs. A, wonder no more.
422
00:22:34,813 --> 00:22:36,708
You now got yourself a backup pair.
423
00:22:36,732 --> 00:22:39,169
I'd just go and rinse those
in the kitchen sink.
424
00:22:39,193 --> 00:22:41,004
- Oh, thank you.
- They'll be just like new.
425
00:22:41,028 --> 00:22:43,089
[laughs] All right, Mrs. A.
426
00:22:43,113 --> 00:22:44,924
- Losing your dentures down the toilet.
- [water bubbling]
427
00:22:44,948 --> 00:22:46,617
- Oh.
- [water gurgling]
428
00:22:49,912 --> 00:22:50,913
[muffled burbling]
429
00:22:54,708 --> 00:22:56,394
[Don] What the fuck?
430
00:22:56,418 --> 00:22:57,503
[mysterious music]
431
00:23:01,882 --> 00:23:03,682
- [music playing quietly]
- [cutlery clinking]
432
00:23:12,809 --> 00:23:14,061
Hubert...
433
00:23:14,770 --> 00:23:16,522
You know what tonight is, correct?
434
00:23:17,814 --> 00:23:18,941
Our anniversary?
435
00:23:19,650 --> 00:23:21,568
And what do we do on our anniversary?
436
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:27,449
Is it your turn, or is it mine?
437
00:23:29,952 --> 00:23:34,182
How dare you ask me that, you little worm!
438
00:23:34,206 --> 00:23:35,290
[fork clinks onto plate]
439
00:23:37,668 --> 00:23:39,020
[voice breaking] I'm sorry.
440
00:23:39,044 --> 00:23:41,689
You go to your room,
441
00:23:41,713 --> 00:23:45,175
take off your clothes
and think about the trouble you're in.
442
00:23:46,426 --> 00:23:48,428
Think about it long...
443
00:23:50,180 --> 00:23:51,932
and hard.
444
00:23:55,060 --> 00:23:57,020
[elevator dings]
445
00:23:57,729 --> 00:24:00,250
This profession, you see a lot of shit,
but not a lot of blood.
446
00:24:00,274 --> 00:24:02,752
We'll go down to the boiler room
to check this out.
447
00:24:02,776 --> 00:24:04,504
Wait. What? What? No, no, no, no.
448
00:24:04,528 --> 00:24:07,507
We did what we had to do.
We came here. Let's just go home.
449
00:24:07,531 --> 00:24:11,261
Look, sometimes when you fix one problem,
two more bubble up, okay?
450
00:24:11,285 --> 00:24:13,847
The job is over when I say it's over.
- Are you kidding me?
451
00:24:13,871 --> 00:24:17,433
Okay, I'm-I'm-I'm dying here.
I'm freaking dying here,
452
00:24:17,457 --> 00:24:19,853
and you're coming at me with this
make work garbage?
453
00:24:19,877 --> 00:24:21,646
Your mother did not like whining.
454
00:24:21,670 --> 00:24:24,941
The bottom line is
we see the job through to the end.
455
00:24:24,965 --> 00:24:28,093
Now, put on your big boy pants
and you're gonna become a man.
456
00:24:29,845 --> 00:24:30,971
Some man.
457
00:24:36,935 --> 00:24:37,936
[Don] Hey.
458
00:24:38,478 --> 00:24:39,455
Is that blood?
459
00:24:39,479 --> 00:24:41,040
[Sonny] Ah, it's nothing.
460
00:24:41,064 --> 00:24:43,126
Uh... Well, we don't know
exactly what it is,
461
00:24:43,150 --> 00:24:45,461
but we just need to get down
to that boiler room.
462
00:24:45,485 --> 00:24:47,338
- Okay? Should I be worried?
- [Sonny] Eh...
463
00:24:47,362 --> 00:24:50,633
Uh, no. I mean, there's nothing
really to worry about right now.
464
00:24:50,657 --> 00:24:54,095
We just... It's precautionary.
We saw something that was...
465
00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:57,664
out of the ordinary, so we just want to
make sure everything's okay,
466
00:24:58,457 --> 00:25:01,019
Right. Okay. Yeah, sure.
467
00:25:01,043 --> 00:25:03,229
Uh, can you just keep quiet
about this, though?
468
00:25:03,253 --> 00:25:06,232
I don't need any of the residents
sticking their nose into it.
469
00:25:06,256 --> 00:25:08,193
- They won't even know we're there.
- For sure.
470
00:25:08,217 --> 00:25:10,278
Thank you. It's all good.
- [Sonny] All good.
471
00:25:10,302 --> 00:25:12,638
- [Don] Just want to check it out.
- [Sonny] All good.
472
00:25:14,139 --> 00:25:16,201
Remember me bringing you
down to the boiler room?
473
00:25:16,225 --> 00:25:18,203
It was one of my first jobs, actually.
474
00:25:18,227 --> 00:25:19,913
[Sonny] Yeah. Fond memories.
475
00:25:19,937 --> 00:25:21,230
Fond memories of that.
476
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:30,048
You know that the ancient Romans
first used toilets 1st century BC?
477
00:25:30,072 --> 00:25:31,615
Yeah, I know. Everyone knows that.
478
00:25:32,616 --> 00:25:34,552
Oh, really? Everyone knows that?
It's common knowledge?
479
00:25:34,576 --> 00:25:35,577
[Sonny] Yeah, it is.
480
00:25:36,286 --> 00:25:38,330
Oh. Didn't realize that.
481
00:25:39,248 --> 00:25:40,975
- Ow! Jesus! That's hot.
- What?
482
00:25:40,999 --> 00:25:42,584
[Sonny] That is a really hot pipe.
483
00:25:43,961 --> 00:25:45,271
Hang on. Hold on.
484
00:25:45,295 --> 00:25:49,216
You're telling me that this hot water pipe
is hot?
485
00:25:51,093 --> 00:25:53,112
- Gosh, Sonny. Come on.
- Is it supposed to be that hot?
486
00:25:53,136 --> 00:25:54,197
Well...
487
00:25:54,221 --> 00:25:56,324
'Cause it's really hot.
It's freakin' hot.
488
00:25:56,348 --> 00:25:57,391
Actually, no.
489
00:25:58,141 --> 00:26:01,311
No, you're... No, that's...
That's way too hot. That could be a...
490
00:26:02,187 --> 00:26:04,958
probably blocked flue
or ventilation or something.
491
00:26:04,982 --> 00:26:08,336
Sonny, what are you...
Come on. Safety first. Gloves on.
492
00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:09,796
[Sonny] All right.
493
00:26:09,820 --> 00:26:12,507
Might help with the old hot pipes too,
right, if you're wearing a glove?
494
00:26:12,531 --> 00:26:13,716
Yeah.
495
00:26:13,740 --> 00:26:15,176
Crazy concept, huh?
496
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:17,578
- [loud thumping]
- [creaking]
497
00:26:18,662 --> 00:26:20,622
[Sonny] Why does that sound very wrong?
498
00:26:21,164 --> 00:26:23,250
Well, that's because it is.
499
00:26:24,877 --> 00:26:25,878
Fuck.
500
00:26:27,796 --> 00:26:29,256
[growly purr]
501
00:26:36,180 --> 00:26:37,181
Rawr!
502
00:26:39,349 --> 00:26:40,726
[water gurgling]
503
00:26:52,988 --> 00:26:54,757
What the freak!
504
00:26:54,781 --> 00:26:56,325
[bubbling, gurgling]
505
00:26:58,952 --> 00:27:00,787
- [pipes creaking loudly]
- [gasps]
506
00:27:07,377 --> 00:27:08,837
[straining]
507
00:27:12,466 --> 00:27:15,320
[Hubert] Master, are you done in there?
508
00:27:15,344 --> 00:27:17,614
I'll call for you when I'm ready, Worm.
509
00:27:17,638 --> 00:27:19,598
[Hubert] You are so powerful.
510
00:27:20,432 --> 00:27:23,036
Oh, what in heaven!
511
00:27:23,060 --> 00:27:24,120
- [bubbling]
- [sighs in exasperation]
512
00:27:24,144 --> 00:27:25,538
[Hubert cries out]
513
00:27:25,562 --> 00:27:29,775
[Hubert] Me and my doobie
are getting lonely.
514
00:27:30,192 --> 00:27:31,192
Uh-oh.
515
00:27:32,778 --> 00:27:35,256
My doobie is standing up.
516
00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:39,052
It's being a bad little doobie.
517
00:27:39,076 --> 00:27:41,346
[sighs] Can't you...
518
00:27:41,370 --> 00:27:45,016
I know you want to spice things up.
I'm trying to stay in character.
519
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:47,310
- [Hubert] I love your character.
- I'm playing ball here,
520
00:27:47,334 --> 00:27:50,504
but I need a frickin' second.
521
00:27:51,713 --> 00:27:52,965
Mmm.
522
00:27:53,674 --> 00:27:55,509
Oh!
523
00:27:56,176 --> 00:27:58,303
[both chuckling]
524
00:28:02,015 --> 00:28:03,517
Oh!
525
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:12,609
[both chuckle]
526
00:28:13,777 --> 00:28:15,171
On all fours.
527
00:28:15,195 --> 00:28:17,423
Like the obedient dog you are.
528
00:28:17,447 --> 00:28:19,509
[Hubert barks, pants]
529
00:28:19,533 --> 00:28:20,742
[barks]
530
00:28:21,618 --> 00:28:24,931
You've been a naughty boy, haven't you?
531
00:28:24,955 --> 00:28:27,249
[laughs] Yes. Very, very naughty.
532
00:28:28,125 --> 00:28:31,128
You know what happens to naughty boys?
533
00:28:32,629 --> 00:28:34,149
Tell me, Master, what happens?
534
00:28:34,173 --> 00:28:36,401
They get punished.
535
00:28:36,425 --> 00:28:37,443
- Oh!
- [chittering]
536
00:28:37,467 --> 00:28:40,137
- [screaming]
- Punish me! Punish me!
537
00:28:40,762 --> 00:28:42,639
[both screaming]
538
00:28:43,557 --> 00:28:44,892
[squelching]
539
00:28:54,943 --> 00:28:57,279
- [screeching]
- [distorted screaming]
540
00:29:06,163 --> 00:29:07,163
You see that?
541
00:29:08,207 --> 00:29:09,559
[Sonny] Looks like hair.
542
00:29:09,583 --> 00:29:13,962
No. That's all you can see is hair?
I mean, look at that. It's a whole...
543
00:29:15,339 --> 00:29:16,840
No. Are you kidding me?
544
00:29:20,302 --> 00:29:22,221
No, no.
545
00:29:22,721 --> 00:29:23,781
[coughing]
546
00:29:23,805 --> 00:29:25,349
- That's no rat.
- [shuddering]
547
00:29:26,642 --> 00:29:28,101
Oh, what the fuck?
548
00:29:28,810 --> 00:29:29,895
[coughing]
549
00:29:30,604 --> 00:29:31,605
Ugh.
550
00:29:32,481 --> 00:29:37,420
I mean, something shredded this huge sack.
551
00:29:37,444 --> 00:29:38,880
[distant screeching]
552
00:29:38,904 --> 00:29:40,544
What the fuck is that? Is that an animal?
553
00:29:43,283 --> 00:29:44,594
Sounds big.
554
00:29:44,618 --> 00:29:45,827
I don't know.
555
00:29:47,371 --> 00:29:48,747
I don't know what that...
556
00:29:49,790 --> 00:29:50,790
Just hang on.
557
00:29:51,333 --> 00:29:52,769
These tanks...
558
00:29:52,793 --> 00:29:54,479
All right? These tanks. Look...
559
00:29:54,503 --> 00:29:56,564
Most of the people
in the building are gone, right?
560
00:29:56,588 --> 00:29:59,150
So, we could run this entire system
off these two tanks.
561
00:29:59,174 --> 00:30:01,110
No way. Let's get out of here.
562
00:30:01,134 --> 00:30:02,654
- We did our job. Let's just leave.
- No.
563
00:30:02,678 --> 00:30:05,073
We can shut down
the main building sewer line, all right,
564
00:30:05,097 --> 00:30:07,534
and find out what
the hell is going on with these things.
565
00:30:07,558 --> 00:30:09,202
- Look at this.
- We gotta call the cops,
566
00:30:09,226 --> 00:30:11,162
or an exterminator or something.
567
00:30:11,186 --> 00:30:13,467
- That thing sounds fucking dangerous.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
568
00:30:14,064 --> 00:30:15,607
- An exterminator?
- Yeah.
569
00:30:16,358 --> 00:30:19,278
You just said call a goddamn exterminator?
570
00:30:19,862 --> 00:30:23,049
Pipes are my jurisdiction, Sonny.
You know that. Okay?
571
00:30:23,073 --> 00:30:24,968
Now, come on. Let's figure this out.
572
00:30:24,992 --> 00:30:26,803
We're gonna get to the bottom of it.
573
00:30:26,827 --> 00:30:28,763
Find out what's going on.
I mean, look at this.
574
00:30:28,787 --> 00:30:31,099
For fuck's sake,
there's blood coming out of the toilet.
575
00:30:31,123 --> 00:30:34,060
There's a mutilated human body part.
I'm calling the fucking cops.
576
00:30:34,084 --> 00:30:35,937
No, no, no. That's not how we...
577
00:30:35,961 --> 00:30:39,315
Sonny, come on.
We're in this together now, all right?
578
00:30:39,339 --> 00:30:40,799
We figure out what's...
579
00:30:41,383 --> 00:30:42,467
what's going on.
580
00:30:44,803 --> 00:30:45,804
[squelch]
581
00:30:49,683 --> 00:30:50,869
[exciting music]
582
00:30:50,893 --> 00:30:52,412
Whoa! What happened? Are you okay?
583
00:30:52,436 --> 00:30:55,498
- We need to call the cops.
- What... What? Why?
584
00:30:55,522 --> 00:30:58,209
'Cause there's something
swimming around in the pipes,
585
00:30:58,233 --> 00:31:00,879
and you're gonna need a lot more
than just a plumber.
586
00:31:00,903 --> 00:31:03,506
- Okay. Slow down. What do you mean?
- You're gonna need a priest,
587
00:31:03,530 --> 00:31:08,136
or that big game Aussie hunter
park warden guy from Jurassic Park.
588
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:10,388
Can you just keep your voice down?
589
00:31:10,412 --> 00:31:12,891
Look, whatever it is,
can't you guys just kill it?
590
00:31:12,915 --> 00:31:14,809
- What is that, anyways?
- No, I don't know,
591
00:31:14,833 --> 00:31:16,394
but I think it might've hurt someone.
592
00:31:16,418 --> 00:31:18,212
We need to call the cops.
593
00:31:18,795 --> 00:31:21,065
And tell them what?
- Oh, I don't know.
594
00:31:21,089 --> 00:31:22,275
How about
there's something in the building
595
00:31:22,299 --> 00:31:24,068
that's biting off people's cocks?
596
00:31:24,092 --> 00:31:26,011
[shushing]
597
00:31:27,054 --> 00:31:28,972
We can't call the cops.
- Why?
598
00:31:29,681 --> 00:31:31,910
Because there is a sale pending
on the building,
599
00:31:31,934 --> 00:31:34,954
and if any cop reports come out,
then the whole deal is blown.
600
00:31:34,978 --> 00:31:37,123
Fuck the deal.
Who gives a shit about the deal?
601
00:31:37,147 --> 00:31:38,666
I do. Okay? I do.
602
00:31:38,690 --> 00:31:41,794
Look, this is my building,
my family's building,
603
00:31:41,818 --> 00:31:43,713
and I need to make sure
that that sale closes.
604
00:31:43,737 --> 00:31:45,030
My dad's life depends on it.
605
00:31:47,199 --> 00:31:50,845
Look, all of my family's money
is tied up in this place. Okay?
606
00:31:50,869 --> 00:31:54,265
My parents even leveraged money
against it to pay my dad's medical bills
607
00:31:54,289 --> 00:31:55,558
and to put me through college.
608
00:31:55,582 --> 00:31:57,644
And if this deal doesn't go through,
609
00:31:57,668 --> 00:32:00,939
then all of my family's money
goes to the bank and...
610
00:32:00,963 --> 00:32:02,381
my dad doesn't get his treatment.
611
00:32:04,675 --> 00:32:07,427
[sighs]
Okay, but what if somebody else gets hurt?
612
00:32:11,014 --> 00:32:12,933
Look, I'll make it worth your while.
613
00:32:15,185 --> 00:32:16,520
How much worth my while?
614
00:32:17,104 --> 00:32:18,313
[sighs wearily]
615
00:32:20,899 --> 00:32:23,569
I didn't know my son
had such a mind for business.
616
00:32:24,361 --> 00:32:26,613
She's got a problem.
We need the money.
617
00:32:27,281 --> 00:32:30,468
Huh. You don't hate it
as much as you thought, do you?
618
00:32:30,492 --> 00:32:32,160
- No, I still hate it.
- [device beeping]
619
00:32:37,499 --> 00:32:39,376
Hang on. I think we hit something.
620
00:32:40,711 --> 00:32:41,837
Yeah? Let me see.
621
00:32:43,463 --> 00:32:44,464
What is that?
622
00:32:45,382 --> 00:32:47,735
- [Sonny] I don't know.
- No, I can't... I can't see what that is.
623
00:32:47,759 --> 00:32:49,779
Here, take this out.
I'm gonna get the snake.
624
00:32:49,803 --> 00:32:51,948
Okay? Here, pull that out.
625
00:32:51,972 --> 00:32:53,807
- Okay.
- Snake time.
626
00:32:55,267 --> 00:32:56,911
[groans] Yeah.
627
00:32:56,935 --> 00:32:59,062
Just put it on the floor. I'll clean it.
628
00:33:01,023 --> 00:33:02,375
- You okay?
- Nope.
629
00:33:02,399 --> 00:33:05,211
Okay. Good. This thing...
630
00:33:05,235 --> 00:33:06,361
This is incredible.
631
00:33:07,362 --> 00:33:08,864
You just got to...
632
00:33:09,615 --> 00:33:11,968
find its pretty little hole.
633
00:33:11,992 --> 00:33:13,410
- Okay?
- Uh, no.
634
00:33:14,077 --> 00:33:15,120
Okay.
635
00:33:16,038 --> 00:33:17,682
Hang in there, bud, we're good.
636
00:33:17,706 --> 00:33:19,208
There, that should do it.
637
00:33:19,958 --> 00:33:21,084
Okay.
638
00:33:22,294 --> 00:33:24,814
- [ticking]
- It is conf... There we go.
639
00:33:24,838 --> 00:33:26,691
It's like... like catching a fish.
640
00:33:26,715 --> 00:33:28,759
- Yeah.
- Got it. I got something.
641
00:33:29,301 --> 00:33:31,029
Okay. Get that pail.
642
00:33:31,053 --> 00:33:33,096
Get that pail. Get it open. Okay?
643
00:33:35,557 --> 00:33:37,392
- Bucket open?
- Yeah.
644
00:33:38,101 --> 00:33:39,412
[both exclaiming]
645
00:33:39,436 --> 00:33:40,538
God!
646
00:33:40,562 --> 00:33:41,562
[gagging]
647
00:33:45,359 --> 00:33:46,610
[groans in disgust]
648
00:33:50,155 --> 00:33:52,074
What the hell did Mrs. Applebaum eat?
649
00:33:53,283 --> 00:33:54,511
I don't know.
650
00:33:54,535 --> 00:33:57,037
Whatever it is, it didn't come out of her.
651
00:33:58,163 --> 00:33:59,581
I mean, I hope.
652
00:34:03,293 --> 00:34:05,021
[woman] Yeah.
It's not clogged or anything.
653
00:34:05,045 --> 00:34:08,733
It just literally won't flush at all.
- Right. Okay.
654
00:34:08,757 --> 00:34:10,777
I don't know if I should call somebody.
- No, no, no, no.
655
00:34:10,801 --> 00:34:13,571
Hey, Patricia. The problem
in Mrs. Applebaum's toilet
656
00:34:13,595 --> 00:34:15,240
is kind of bigger than we thought.
657
00:34:15,264 --> 00:34:17,325
Yes. Thank you so much.
658
00:34:17,349 --> 00:34:19,786
Yes, this is Lauren.
She's one of our residents.
659
00:34:19,810 --> 00:34:21,704
So if you give us a moment,
then we can just...
660
00:34:21,728 --> 00:34:23,456
Wait. No, this is actually perfect.
661
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:26,000
- Now I won't have to call a plumber.
- Right.
662
00:34:26,024 --> 00:34:30,129
Uh, yes. 'Cause Lauren is actually
having some trouble with her toilet.
663
00:34:30,153 --> 00:34:32,090
So maybe one of you could go and check?
664
00:34:32,114 --> 00:34:34,843
Yeah, I'd love to.
I'm just really busy right now.
665
00:34:34,867 --> 00:34:36,928
Maybe your boyfriend
could just take a look.
666
00:34:36,952 --> 00:34:39,079
No, I live alone.
667
00:34:39,830 --> 00:34:42,433
What? Really?
You're not... you're not married?
668
00:34:42,457 --> 00:34:45,436
- Oh, my God.
- No, I'm actually happy being on my own.
669
00:34:45,460 --> 00:34:49,524
Okay. Great conversation. Dad, how about
you help this young lady with her problem,
670
00:34:49,548 --> 00:34:53,027
- and I'll catch up Patricia on this thing?
- Sure. Okay. Sorry. Yeah.
671
00:34:53,051 --> 00:34:54,845
- Thank you.
- [Don] Okay, you've got that.
672
00:34:57,222 --> 00:35:00,851
Okay. Well, let's take a look at her.
[grunts]
673
00:35:01,727 --> 00:35:02,978
Okay.
674
00:35:04,688 --> 00:35:05,665
Okay...
675
00:35:05,689 --> 00:35:07,482
No, it won't flush.
676
00:35:09,735 --> 00:35:10,861
You don't say.
677
00:35:13,238 --> 00:35:14,716
So, uh...
678
00:35:14,740 --> 00:35:16,241
Number one or number two.
679
00:35:16,950 --> 00:35:18,511
Is that really relevant?
680
00:35:18,535 --> 00:35:21,413
Well, it's too early to tell,
but yeah, it just might be.
681
00:35:23,874 --> 00:35:25,643
A number one.
682
00:35:25,667 --> 00:35:30,607
Okay. Hey, look, honesty is very important
between the plumber and the client. Okay?
683
00:35:30,631 --> 00:35:34,343
I mean, next to discretion, obviously.
So... [chuckles]
684
00:35:35,219 --> 00:35:36,929
Uh... May I?
685
00:35:40,891 --> 00:35:41,951
- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
686
00:35:41,975 --> 00:35:42,975
- Okay.
- Yeah.
687
00:35:45,854 --> 00:35:47,290
[slams toilet lid]
688
00:35:47,314 --> 00:35:49,125
Oh, come on.
You said that was a number one.
689
00:35:49,149 --> 00:35:51,252
It's a number one where I come from.
690
00:35:51,276 --> 00:35:54,756
Oh, lady, then you and I come from
very different places
691
00:35:54,780 --> 00:35:56,883
if that's what you call a number one.
692
00:35:56,907 --> 00:35:59,302
I mean, how much fiber
are you getting in your diet?
693
00:35:59,326 --> 00:36:02,388
That is none of your business.
Can you just fix my toilet?
694
00:36:02,412 --> 00:36:04,581
Yeah. Okay. Yes. Yeah, right. I'm just...
695
00:36:05,666 --> 00:36:07,000
Okay. Of course.
696
00:36:07,709 --> 00:36:09,336
Of course. Yeah.
697
00:36:16,301 --> 00:36:18,303
Wait... Wait, that was not me.
698
00:36:22,558 --> 00:36:24,118
[thumping, gurgling]
699
00:36:24,142 --> 00:36:25,662
What is this?
700
00:36:25,686 --> 00:36:28,397
That is what we found
in Applebaum's toilet.
701
00:36:32,776 --> 00:36:33,819
Ugh.
702
00:36:35,362 --> 00:36:36,798
Wait. What are those?
703
00:36:36,822 --> 00:36:39,825
- Are those eggs?
- Yeah, that's what it looks like.
704
00:36:41,159 --> 00:36:42,536
- Eggs.
- [sighs]
705
00:36:43,203 --> 00:36:44,538
Great.
706
00:36:48,166 --> 00:36:49,227
Hmm.
707
00:36:49,251 --> 00:36:50,335
Okay,
708
00:36:53,130 --> 00:36:55,316
[rattling]
709
00:36:55,340 --> 00:36:57,384
[pipes creaking, rattling]
710
00:37:03,390 --> 00:37:04,600
Hmm.
711
00:37:05,684 --> 00:37:07,144
Hmm.
712
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:12,941
[both screaming]
713
00:37:13,942 --> 00:37:14,942
What? [Screaming]
714
00:37:16,069 --> 00:37:17,362
[screaming]
715
00:37:18,906 --> 00:37:21,050
[laughing] It's got... He's got my...
716
00:37:21,074 --> 00:37:23,327
Oh, my. Your face.
717
00:37:24,494 --> 00:37:26,181
What is wrong with you?!
718
00:37:26,205 --> 00:37:27,849
I'm just messing around with you.
719
00:37:27,873 --> 00:37:31,144
It's actually just the, the flapper
here on the flush valve.
720
00:37:31,168 --> 00:37:33,378
Two minutes. I got one in my bag here.
721
00:37:35,923 --> 00:37:38,401
[Sonny] What do you think?
Ostrich egg or...
722
00:37:38,425 --> 00:37:40,487
Do you really think
there's ostriches in the pipes?
723
00:37:40,511 --> 00:37:42,012
I don't know.
724
00:37:43,305 --> 00:37:44,765
Like a lizard, or...
725
00:37:45,390 --> 00:37:47,118
a toad, or a possum, or something?
726
00:37:47,142 --> 00:37:50,538
Mmm. Possums don't lay eggs.
They're marsupials.
727
00:37:50,562 --> 00:37:52,731
- So it wouldn't be that.
- [gulps] Ugh.
728
00:37:55,651 --> 00:37:58,046
Ugh. God! How do you touch that stuff?
729
00:37:58,070 --> 00:37:59,923
Oh, come on.
730
00:37:59,947 --> 00:38:02,050
Stop being such a baby.
731
00:38:02,074 --> 00:38:03,158
Come on. Come here.
732
00:38:07,204 --> 00:38:08,681
Oh. Oh.
733
00:38:08,705 --> 00:38:10,266
- [Sonny hyperventilating]
- Okay. Yeah.
734
00:38:10,290 --> 00:38:12,292
[toilet flushing]
735
00:38:19,174 --> 00:38:20,259
Yeah.
736
00:38:21,927 --> 00:38:24,739
Yeah, she's good. Yeah, she's good.
737
00:38:24,763 --> 00:38:28,243
- She? Seriously?
- What's with everyone today?
738
00:38:28,267 --> 00:38:30,537
I've been calling them "she" for 30 years.
739
00:38:30,561 --> 00:38:32,914
Okay, you know what?
I actually have some work to do.
740
00:38:32,938 --> 00:38:35,542
- So, thank you.
- Okay, yeah. No, you're welcome.
741
00:38:35,566 --> 00:38:37,919
I'll invoice Patricia downstairs. Yeah?
742
00:38:37,943 --> 00:38:39,963
Yeah. That would be great. Thank you.
743
00:38:39,987 --> 00:38:41,280
[Don] You're welcome.
744
00:38:42,114 --> 00:38:44,491
[seductive music playing]
745
00:38:46,869 --> 00:38:48,096
Hey, guys.
746
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:50,306
Okay, so the plumber just left.
747
00:38:50,330 --> 00:38:54,918
I know what you're thinking, but no,
this had nothing to do with his pipes.
748
00:38:55,544 --> 00:38:59,548
Anyways, now that it's all fixed,
let's start the show.
749
00:39:00,424 --> 00:39:01,776
Oh. Okay. Okay. Yeah.
750
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:03,987
No, no, It's okay. It's okay.
It's gone. It's gone.
751
00:39:04,011 --> 00:39:06,847
- It's gone. It's gone.
- [gasping] I can't breathe.
752
00:39:07,431 --> 00:39:09,033
- I can't breathe.
- Okay. Okay.
753
00:39:09,057 --> 00:39:11,494
Just inhale. No?
Okay. Okay. That's okay. It's okay.
754
00:39:11,518 --> 00:39:12,662
Just... Just take my hand.
755
00:39:12,686 --> 00:39:13,830
Here. Here, here. Ready?
756
00:39:13,854 --> 00:39:15,915
Okay. Breathe in. Breathe with me.
757
00:39:15,939 --> 00:39:17,959
[inhales] Hold. Breathe out.
758
00:39:17,983 --> 00:39:19,043
Breathe in.
759
00:39:19,067 --> 00:39:20,777
Hold. Breathe out.
760
00:39:22,196 --> 00:39:24,090
Breathe in, hold.
761
00:39:24,114 --> 00:39:25,592
Breathe out.
762
00:39:25,616 --> 00:39:29,095
- Okay. One, two, breathe out.
- [breathes normally]
763
00:39:29,119 --> 00:39:30,954
Nice. Yeah.
764
00:39:32,122 --> 00:39:34,976
[Don] Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, I'll let myself out.
765
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,061
- Gooby fingers and all.
- [door closes]
766
00:39:37,085 --> 00:39:38,212
Thank you.
767
00:39:40,547 --> 00:39:41,632
Okay.
768
00:39:49,473 --> 00:39:51,391
[ominous music playing]
769
00:39:55,229 --> 00:39:56,438
Hello?
770
00:40:02,986 --> 00:40:04,238
[objects clattering]
771
00:40:04,738 --> 00:40:06,174
Hello?
772
00:40:06,198 --> 00:40:08,242
Hey, it's Donahue Plumbing.
773
00:40:17,251 --> 00:40:18,669
Hello?
774
00:40:21,505 --> 00:40:22,631
Hello?
775
00:40:24,967 --> 00:40:27,052
[stuttering] Donahue Plumbing.
Is anyone...
776
00:40:35,477 --> 00:40:37,354
Oh, no, no, no.
777
00:40:38,313 --> 00:40:39,690
[inhales sharply]
778
00:40:43,861 --> 00:40:44,963
[gasps]
779
00:40:44,987 --> 00:40:46,071
[dramatic music] Jesus.
780
00:40:49,074 --> 00:40:50,325
Oh, Jesus.
781
00:40:53,495 --> 00:40:54,746
[exhales]
782
00:40:56,164 --> 00:40:57,165
Hey.
783
00:40:58,458 --> 00:40:59,435
Buddy?
784
00:40:59,459 --> 00:41:00,711
[squelching]
785
00:41:03,005 --> 00:41:04,089
Oh, buddy, you...
786
00:41:06,008 --> 00:41:07,301
Hey...
787
00:41:08,343 --> 00:41:10,155
- [blood squelching]
- [man gasps]
788
00:41:10,179 --> 00:41:11,388
Jeez!
789
00:41:12,181 --> 00:41:14,975
- Oh, fuck! What...
- Where is she?
790
00:41:17,019 --> 00:41:17,871
Where... who?
791
00:41:17,895 --> 00:41:19,605
- Where is she?
- Who?
792
00:41:21,231 --> 00:41:23,108
- Project X.
- What?
793
00:41:26,028 --> 00:41:31,450
The most cunning killing machine
mankind has ever known.
794
00:41:34,369 --> 00:41:35,621
I created her.
795
00:41:37,873 --> 00:41:39,625
Then I tried to destroy her.
796
00:41:41,084 --> 00:41:44,338
But, alas, she got the best of me.
797
00:41:46,006 --> 00:41:50,111
[coughs] She's gonna get
the best of you, too.
798
00:41:50,135 --> 00:41:51,303
All of you.
799
00:41:53,096 --> 00:41:54,723
[in sing-song voice] Doomed.
800
00:41:56,141 --> 00:41:57,267
[Don] Wha...
801
00:41:59,353 --> 00:42:01,438
Hey, what... Wait, what?
802
00:42:05,025 --> 00:42:07,837
Doomed? Who's... Who's...
Who's gonna get us?
803
00:42:07,861 --> 00:42:09,297
What?
804
00:42:09,321 --> 00:42:10,822
What do you mean?
805
00:42:12,199 --> 00:42:14,451
Oh, you motherfucker.
806
00:42:16,537 --> 00:42:18,389
- [panting] Oh, okay.
- Yeah?
807
00:42:18,413 --> 00:42:19,413
Yeah.
808
00:42:19,998 --> 00:42:21,208
Thanks.
809
00:42:22,334 --> 00:42:23,377
Wow.
810
00:42:23,877 --> 00:42:26,004
That hasn't happened to me in a long time.
811
00:42:26,630 --> 00:42:30,884
Yeah, um, I used to get them all the time
as a kid, so I get it.
812
00:42:32,636 --> 00:42:34,388
Sorry, I have a thing with germs.
813
00:42:35,597 --> 00:42:39,702
Right. So plumbing is
a good line of work for you, then?
814
00:42:39,726 --> 00:42:43,230
Yeah, well, my dad thinks
it'll be good for me to...
815
00:42:43,772 --> 00:42:45,250
[exhales] kind of get over it.
816
00:42:45,274 --> 00:42:46,626
Right. Right.
817
00:42:46,650 --> 00:42:48,545
Yeah, I guess. Like exposure therapy.
818
00:42:48,569 --> 00:42:50,255
Sure.
819
00:42:50,279 --> 00:42:53,007
- Yeah.
- [Don over radio] Sonny, do you copy?
820
00:42:53,031 --> 00:42:54,425
- I repeat. Do you...
- Yeah. Yeah.
821
00:42:54,449 --> 00:42:56,219
- Dad, I'm here. What's going on?
- [beep]
822
00:42:56,243 --> 00:42:58,847
Thank God. Are you okay? Are you safe?
823
00:42:58,871 --> 00:43:02,475
Yeah. Yeah, I'm safe.
I'm with Patricia. What's the deal?
824
00:43:02,499 --> 00:43:04,936
[beep]-Stay clear of
any open pipes or toilets,
825
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:07,689
you hear? And meet me
at room 504 right away.
826
00:43:07,713 --> 00:43:09,798
- [beep]
- All right. Sure.
827
00:43:10,591 --> 00:43:11,592
Copy.
828
00:43:15,929 --> 00:43:18,032
There we go. H... Hold on. It's...
It's... It's...
829
00:43:18,056 --> 00:43:19,349
It's not pretty.
830
00:43:20,976 --> 00:43:22,328
- Oh, my God!
- Oh! Jesus Christ.
831
00:43:22,352 --> 00:43:24,831
Oh, my God. Is he dead?
832
00:43:24,855 --> 00:43:27,167
[Don] No, no, no, no.
He's just... He's napping.
833
00:43:27,191 --> 00:43:29,026
Yeah. Jesus, he's dead.
834
00:43:31,278 --> 00:43:33,381
What the hell could have done this to him?
835
00:43:33,405 --> 00:43:36,342
I don't know. He was...
He was babbling about some creature...
836
00:43:36,366 --> 00:43:37,868
wasn't human.
837
00:43:38,619 --> 00:43:40,513
Some experiment gone wrong.
838
00:43:40,537 --> 00:43:42,015
Project X.
839
00:43:42,039 --> 00:43:43,766
- I think I'm gonna be sick.
- Oh, my God.
840
00:43:43,790 --> 00:43:45,059
What are we gonna do
with the body?
841
00:43:45,083 --> 00:43:46,210
[Don sighs]
842
00:43:46,877 --> 00:43:48,795
- [Patricia] Oh, my God.
- [Sonny] I'm sorry.
843
00:43:49,838 --> 00:43:52,692
- No! I mean, I guess we can...
- Sorry.
844
00:43:52,716 --> 00:43:56,029
Take turns throwing up on him,
if that's what we want to.
845
00:43:56,053 --> 00:43:58,865
You know, let's...
You guys, there's bigger fish to fry.
846
00:43:58,889 --> 00:44:00,492
Let's... Let's leave him.
847
00:44:00,516 --> 00:44:02,076
Come on, Sonny,
let's wipe that mouth, buddy.
848
00:44:02,100 --> 00:44:03,578
Wipe that mouth.
- [Sonny] Sorry about that.
849
00:44:03,602 --> 00:44:06,063
[Don] That's okay. Don't...
Just don't get it on me.
850
00:44:07,689 --> 00:44:11,127
Okay, guys. So I know that
you're expecting the usual tonight,
851
00:44:11,151 --> 00:44:14,547
but today I thought I'd try something
a little bit different.
852
00:44:14,571 --> 00:44:17,842
Something a bit more titillating.
853
00:44:17,866 --> 00:44:20,053
- [chuckles]
- [toilet gurgles]
854
00:44:20,077 --> 00:44:21,346
[pipes creaking]
855
00:44:21,370 --> 00:44:22,889
Okay, that was weird.
856
00:44:22,913 --> 00:44:25,123
I'm just gonna ignore that. [Chuckles]
857
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:29,002
[hip hop music playing]
858
00:44:34,883 --> 00:44:39,113
♪ I said a lot of things
that you never should say ♪
859
00:44:39,137 --> 00:44:41,032
♪ Told the... one thing ♪
860
00:44:41,056 --> 00:44:43,117
♪ Start drinking lemonade ♪
861
00:44:43,141 --> 00:44:45,161
♪ I put that juice in my cup ♪
862
00:44:45,185 --> 00:44:46,788
♪ Sauce on everything ♪
863
00:44:46,812 --> 00:44:49,499
♪ You know what's up ♪
864
00:44:49,523 --> 00:44:51,191
♪ Same thing ♪
865
00:44:53,110 --> 00:44:55,547
♪ Slip and slide waterfalls ♪
866
00:44:55,571 --> 00:44:57,173
♪ You and me, uh-huh ♪
867
00:44:57,197 --> 00:44:59,092
♪ It's a ride
I'm saving it's a ride... ♪
868
00:44:59,116 --> 00:45:02,095
Let me know if you have any requests
in the comments.
869
00:45:02,119 --> 00:45:03,888
[music continues]
870
00:45:03,912 --> 00:45:05,122
[phone dinging]
871
00:45:06,123 --> 00:45:08,166
[gurgling]
872
00:45:08,917 --> 00:45:10,836
[pipes rattling and creaking]
873
00:45:13,130 --> 00:45:14,548
[phone alerts dinging]
874
00:45:15,674 --> 00:45:18,778
Sure. It looks like we're still having
some problems with the pipes.
875
00:45:18,802 --> 00:45:21,138
- [pipe creaks loudly]
- Maybe one of you guys can help me.
876
00:45:28,979 --> 00:45:29,998
Okay.
877
00:45:30,022 --> 00:45:31,749
[bubbling]
878
00:45:31,773 --> 00:45:33,734
[music continues]
879
00:45:37,237 --> 00:45:39,406
[phone alerts dinging]
880
00:45:46,788 --> 00:45:49,458
[notifications dinging rapidly]
881
00:45:56,298 --> 00:45:57,966
Oh, you guys like that, huh?
882
00:45:58,842 --> 00:46:00,219
I thought you might.
883
00:46:04,097 --> 00:46:05,474
[screaming]
884
00:46:13,857 --> 00:46:14,983
[creature chittering]
885
00:46:28,372 --> 00:46:30,183
[Patricia] Christmas party...
886
00:46:30,207 --> 00:46:32,852
- You knew the guy. How could this...
- God.
887
00:46:32,876 --> 00:46:34,395
I don't know. Look at this.
888
00:46:34,419 --> 00:46:36,564
How the heck am I supposed
to figure this out?
889
00:46:36,588 --> 00:46:38,340
[Don groans]
[bag thuds]
890
00:46:39,216 --> 00:46:42,821
[sighs loudly]
Toilet is safe and secure,
891
00:46:42,845 --> 00:46:44,739
but unfortunately,
you're gonna have to hold it
892
00:46:44,763 --> 00:46:48,642
until we catch or kill
whatever this creature is.
893
00:46:49,518 --> 00:46:53,272
Oh, that's fine. Uh, at worst,
we can all just pee in the sink.
894
00:46:53,856 --> 00:46:54,898
[Don chuckles]
895
00:46:55,816 --> 00:46:59,587
Yeah. Yeah, it's... It's an option. Um...
896
00:46:59,611 --> 00:47:02,757
You might want to get rid
of these things here first.
897
00:47:02,781 --> 00:47:06,118
Oh, what have we got here?
898
00:47:07,619 --> 00:47:10,348
Now, what are you?
- [Mrs. Applebaum] There we are.
899
00:47:10,372 --> 00:47:12,541
Oh, that's all right.
900
00:47:13,333 --> 00:47:15,019
Thank you so much, Mrs. Applebaum.
901
00:47:15,043 --> 00:47:16,753
Anything you need, honey.
902
00:47:18,213 --> 00:47:23,427
Oh. What exactly are you
doing in there, huh?
903
00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:32,704
I just want to say how special it is
to have all of you here.
904
00:47:32,728 --> 00:47:34,289
[creature screeching softly]
905
00:47:34,313 --> 00:47:36,106
Oh, hi there!
906
00:47:38,483 --> 00:47:40,670
It just means so much to me.
907
00:47:40,694 --> 00:47:43,155
You're just a harmless... [screams]
908
00:47:45,073 --> 00:47:46,783
- [barking]
- [Patricia] Oh, my God!
909
00:47:47,367 --> 00:47:48,367
[Sonny] Oh, my God!
910
00:47:49,620 --> 00:47:51,514
All right. Okay. No, it's okay. It's okay.
911
00:47:51,538 --> 00:47:53,832
- We can fix this. We can...
- How are you gonna fix this?
912
00:47:54,541 --> 00:47:58,021
Here, here. Here. Put this on it.
Apply pressure. Pressure to it.
913
00:47:58,045 --> 00:47:59,731
- [barking]
- [Don groans in pain]
914
00:47:59,755 --> 00:48:01,483
Put some... put some pressure on it.
915
00:48:01,507 --> 00:48:02,591
Oh, my God.
916
00:48:03,550 --> 00:48:06,196
We have the same blood.
So it's not that gross. It's not gross.
917
00:48:06,220 --> 00:48:07,906
It's not that gross.
918
00:48:07,930 --> 00:48:09,723
[Don cries out in pain]
919
00:48:10,307 --> 00:48:12,202
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
920
00:48:12,226 --> 00:48:13,411
Motherfucker!
921
00:48:13,435 --> 00:48:15,580
Here! Here, here, here. Take it.
922
00:48:15,604 --> 00:48:17,582
- [dog barking]
- [Don groaning loudly]
923
00:48:17,606 --> 00:48:19,501
- [Patricia] Sonny?
- [Don] I'm sorry, Sonny.
924
00:48:19,525 --> 00:48:21,044
- Sonny.
- What?!
925
00:48:21,068 --> 00:48:22,253
[Patricia] They're hatching.
926
00:48:22,277 --> 00:48:23,654
[creatures squealing]
927
00:48:24,696 --> 00:48:27,509
They're hatching. They're hatching.
928
00:48:27,533 --> 00:48:28,825
Sonny.
929
00:48:29,785 --> 00:48:32,538
- They're hatching.
- [Patricia] Sonny, come on. Do something.
930
00:48:33,247 --> 00:48:34,599
[dramatic music]
931
00:48:34,623 --> 00:48:38,019
[Patricia; Distorted] Sonny, come on.
Sonny, come on. Do something.
932
00:48:38,043 --> 00:48:39,962
[voices distorting]
933
00:48:42,506 --> 00:48:44,383
- [sizzling]
- [creatures screeching]
934
00:48:50,597 --> 00:48:52,534
What the fuck! They're fucking melting.
935
00:48:52,558 --> 00:48:55,936
- That's a good thing.
- Quiet, girl. For once.
936
00:48:58,480 --> 00:49:01,042
You know how in a horror movie
all the idiot character has to do
937
00:49:01,066 --> 00:49:02,794
- is just call the cops?
- Yeah.
938
00:49:02,818 --> 00:49:04,862
Yeah, we're just gonna call the cops.
939
00:49:05,571 --> 00:49:08,049
That is the smartest thing
you have said all night.
940
00:49:08,073 --> 00:49:11,076
Well, among the other smart things
that you have said.
941
00:49:12,536 --> 00:49:16,307
Mrs. Applebaum, will you be okay
if we go and call the cops?
942
00:49:16,331 --> 00:49:17,433
Yes.
943
00:49:17,457 --> 00:49:19,352
Yes, you go.
944
00:49:19,376 --> 00:49:21,795
I'll keep busy with this mess.
945
00:49:23,088 --> 00:49:24,423
Hey, Mrs. Applebaum...
946
00:49:26,842 --> 00:49:29,386
can we borrow a few things?
947
00:49:30,429 --> 00:49:31,489
Uh-huh. Yes.
948
00:49:31,513 --> 00:49:32,890
[line ringing]
949
00:49:34,266 --> 00:49:35,827
[operator] 911. What's your emergency?
950
00:49:35,851 --> 00:49:37,787
[Patricia] Hi. Hi. Yes. Hi.
951
00:49:37,811 --> 00:49:42,250
Okay. Um, so I know this is gonna sound
ridiculous, so just please hear me out.
952
00:49:42,274 --> 00:49:46,212
There is a creature in my plumbing,
and it is attacking out of the toilets.
953
00:49:46,236 --> 00:49:47,964
It's killing everyone in my building.
954
00:49:47,988 --> 00:49:50,592
It's laid a bunch of eggs,
and it keeps growing bigger and bigger,
955
00:49:50,616 --> 00:49:52,635
and it's gonna start killing
even more.-Okay, ma'am.
956
00:49:52,659 --> 00:49:54,345
I'm gonna stop you right there.
957
00:49:54,369 --> 00:49:56,514
Do you know what the penalty is
for a fake emergency?
958
00:49:56,538 --> 00:49:58,933
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You don't understand.
959
00:49:58,957 --> 00:50:01,060
This is not a fake emergency.
960
00:50:01,084 --> 00:50:04,147
A toilet creature?
Please, we have enough problems tonight
961
00:50:04,171 --> 00:50:05,648
with a three alarm lab fire.
962
00:50:05,672 --> 00:50:08,193
No, look, I know
that it sounds ridiculous, okay?
963
00:50:08,217 --> 00:50:10,278
No, ma'am. You're ridiculous.
964
00:50:10,302 --> 00:50:11,803
- Oh!
- [line disconnects]
965
00:50:13,514 --> 00:50:14,723
Fuck!
966
00:50:16,350 --> 00:50:17,577
You really think
it's gonna work?
967
00:50:17,601 --> 00:50:20,163
I sure hope so.
Unless you have a better idea.
968
00:50:20,187 --> 00:50:23,148
Other than hightailing it out of here?
No, I do not.
969
00:50:27,903 --> 00:50:29,863
I mean, does this stuff actually work?
970
00:50:30,656 --> 00:50:34,052
Uh, I don't know. It doesn't matter.
I'm going cold turkey from now on.
971
00:50:34,076 --> 00:50:38,056
Really? What about that
wonky stomach of yours, huh?
972
00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:39,540
I don't know. I'll figure it out.
973
00:50:40,207 --> 00:50:42,334
Hey, we gotta take out
whatever laid those eggs.
974
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:45,587
That dead guy up there?
He said that thing was pretty big, right?
975
00:50:47,714 --> 00:50:48,757
You for real?
976
00:50:51,218 --> 00:50:52,261
Yeah.
977
00:50:53,136 --> 00:50:54,137
Fuck, yeah.
978
00:50:54,721 --> 00:50:55,722
That's my boy, huh?
979
00:50:57,015 --> 00:50:59,226
- That's my boy. That's my boy.
- Yeah. Yeah.
980
00:50:59,852 --> 00:51:01,246
- All right?
- Yeah.
981
00:51:01,270 --> 00:51:02,747
Let's get that fucker. Okay?
982
00:51:02,771 --> 00:51:04,207
- Yeah.
- Let's do this.
983
00:51:04,231 --> 00:51:04,958
- Yeah.
- All right.
984
00:51:04,982 --> 00:51:06,066
Yeah.
985
00:51:06,608 --> 00:51:08,920
Ah... yeah. [Sucks teeth]
986
00:51:08,944 --> 00:51:10,362
Uh...
987
00:51:11,029 --> 00:51:13,282
You gotta do something about that finger.
988
00:51:14,324 --> 00:51:15,802
Agreed.
- [button clicks]
989
00:51:15,826 --> 00:51:18,805
- [flesh sizzling]
- [muffled screaming]
990
00:51:18,829 --> 00:51:20,807
What are you doing? Oh, my God!
991
00:51:20,831 --> 00:51:23,893
Oh, no! No, no, no!
992
00:51:23,917 --> 00:51:25,127
Oh, why?
993
00:51:25,878 --> 00:51:27,337
[Don groans]
994
00:51:28,213 --> 00:51:30,799
- You okay?
- It worked.
995
00:51:31,717 --> 00:51:35,155
Hey, you're either the dumbest person
on earth or the toughest, Dad.
996
00:51:35,179 --> 00:51:36,346
[grunts] Yeah.
997
00:51:37,347 --> 00:51:39,617
I think a bit of both. Right?
998
00:51:39,641 --> 00:51:41,435
[groans]
Like father, like son?
999
00:51:42,186 --> 00:51:43,187
Yeah.
1000
00:51:44,104 --> 00:51:45,104
Man.
1001
00:51:49,985 --> 00:51:51,129
You fucking ready?
1002
00:51:51,153 --> 00:51:52,487
Fucking right.
1003
00:51:53,030 --> 00:51:54,030
Fuck, yeah.
1004
00:52:03,207 --> 00:52:04,458
[rock music playing]
1005
00:52:33,612 --> 00:52:35,113
Somebody call a plumber?
1006
00:52:36,406 --> 00:52:38,051
- [music stops]
- No. Guys, focus.
1007
00:52:38,075 --> 00:52:40,637
Look, this creature stuff,
it's way worse than we thought.
1008
00:52:40,661 --> 00:52:44,557
- Yeah, we know.
- No, no, you don't. Okay? Look.
1009
00:52:44,581 --> 00:52:46,518
It'll continue to self-replicate
1010
00:52:46,542 --> 00:52:49,854
and embed itself in our ecosystem
until it's eliminated
1011
00:52:49,878 --> 00:52:52,106
everything off of the face of the earth.
1012
00:52:52,130 --> 00:52:53,483
[whining]
1013
00:52:53,507 --> 00:52:54,609
[rattling loudly]
1014
00:52:54,633 --> 00:52:56,051
[barking]
1015
00:52:58,387 --> 00:53:00,138
[Daisy continues barking]
1016
00:53:01,139 --> 00:53:02,325
Daisy?
1017
00:53:02,349 --> 00:53:03,827
[Daisy barking]
1018
00:53:03,851 --> 00:53:05,328
Daisy!
1019
00:53:05,352 --> 00:53:06,687
Oh, God.
1020
00:53:13,694 --> 00:53:15,237
[Daisy continues barking]
1021
00:53:23,829 --> 00:53:24,955
Daisy?
1022
00:53:26,290 --> 00:53:27,624
- Daisy!
- [barking]
1023
00:53:28,959 --> 00:53:30,502
[screaming]
1024
00:53:52,774 --> 00:53:56,278
[Patricia] People, animals, plants,
bugs... everything will be gone.
1025
00:53:56,904 --> 00:54:00,550
That asshole up there,
he created the ultimate apex predator.
1026
00:54:00,574 --> 00:54:04,762
Well, that's bullshit, because you've got
the ultimate apex predator right here.
1027
00:54:04,786 --> 00:54:07,473
He's mean, tall,
and we've got enough pink bismuth
1028
00:54:07,497 --> 00:54:10,935
to blow this motherfucker to kingdom come.
So forget your research.
1029
00:54:10,959 --> 00:54:12,878
- We've got work to do.
- Yeah.
1030
00:54:13,504 --> 00:54:15,214
[barking]
1031
00:54:15,923 --> 00:54:16,965
Daisy.
1032
00:54:17,633 --> 00:54:19,092
Fuck! Mrs. Applebaum.
1033
00:54:26,475 --> 00:54:28,101
[door creaking]
1034
00:54:33,774 --> 00:54:35,484
[Sonny] Oh, my God.
1035
00:54:41,698 --> 00:54:42,698
[Daisy woofs]
1036
00:54:47,829 --> 00:54:49,289
- Is that her shoe?
- Yeah.
1037
00:54:53,126 --> 00:54:56,797
[electricity crackling]
1038
00:55:04,221 --> 00:55:07,075
- Guys... Guys...
- [creature screeching]
1039
00:55:07,099 --> 00:55:09,434
- [Daisy barking]
- Sure she's got the bag?
1040
00:55:12,813 --> 00:55:14,773
- [barking]
- [screeching, chittering]
1041
00:55:16,358 --> 00:55:17,776
Go, go, hit it!
1042
00:55:20,487 --> 00:55:22,072
- What do we do?
- Keep hitting.
1043
00:55:25,993 --> 00:55:27,804
- [Don exclaims]
- Ow!
1044
00:55:27,828 --> 00:55:31,099
Go get help.
Go get the cavalry!
1045
00:55:31,123 --> 00:55:33,351
What? No! Fuck that!
I'm not leaving you.
1046
00:55:33,375 --> 00:55:34,644
[barking]
1047
00:55:34,668 --> 00:55:36,020
I lost your mother,
1048
00:55:36,044 --> 00:55:38,565
and I'm not gonna lose you too, okay?
1049
00:55:38,589 --> 00:55:40,859
I miss her every goddamn day.
1050
00:55:40,883 --> 00:55:42,485
Dad, I'm not gonna leave you.
1051
00:55:42,509 --> 00:55:44,344
- Go!
- No.
1052
00:55:45,012 --> 00:55:46,823
Sonny. Come on. Sonny, we have to go.
1053
00:55:46,847 --> 00:55:47,866
I love you, too.
1054
00:55:47,890 --> 00:55:49,701
- Go! Just go.
- [Patricia] Sonny.
1055
00:55:49,725 --> 00:55:52,036
- Sonny, come on.
- Go.
1056
00:55:52,060 --> 00:55:53,770
Sonny, come on. Let's go.
1057
00:55:55,355 --> 00:55:56,982
[creature snarling]
1058
00:55:59,318 --> 00:56:00,420
Come on. Come on, Sonny.
1059
00:56:00,444 --> 00:56:01,963
We gotta go, Sonny.
1060
00:56:01,987 --> 00:56:04,114
[barking]
1061
00:56:06,700 --> 00:56:08,178
Daisy...
1062
00:56:08,202 --> 00:56:09,244
Get ready for this.
1063
00:56:11,288 --> 00:56:12,515
One, two...
1064
00:56:12,539 --> 00:56:14,184
three. Ow!
1065
00:56:14,208 --> 00:56:16,102
- [creature chittering]
- [Don yelling]
1066
00:56:16,126 --> 00:56:18,271
- [objects crashing]
- [Daisy barking]
1067
00:56:18,295 --> 00:56:19,272
- [Don grunts]
- [thump]
1068
00:56:19,296 --> 00:56:20,857
[creature chitters, groans loudly]
1069
00:56:20,881 --> 00:56:22,841
- [objects clattering]
- [Daisy barking]
1070
00:56:30,432 --> 00:56:31,367
[loud thump]
1071
00:56:31,391 --> 00:56:33,352
[Daisy barking]
1072
00:56:34,895 --> 00:56:36,146
[Daisy squeals]
1073
00:56:43,987 --> 00:56:45,489
[melancholic music playing]
1074
00:56:50,118 --> 00:56:51,537
[Patricia sniffling]
1075
00:56:54,039 --> 00:56:55,165
I'm sorry.
1076
00:56:56,917 --> 00:56:58,937
I'm so sorry, Sonny.
1077
00:56:58,961 --> 00:57:00,355
No.
1078
00:57:00,379 --> 00:57:01,672
It's not your fault.
1079
00:57:03,131 --> 00:57:04,424
It's not your fault.
1080
00:57:06,510 --> 00:57:07,779
[elevator bell dings]
1081
00:57:07,803 --> 00:57:08,971
Sometimes...
1082
00:57:10,097 --> 00:57:11,348
shit happens.
1083
00:57:20,524 --> 00:57:21,608
[Patricia gasps]
1084
00:57:24,570 --> 00:57:27,948
You know, I'm not really sure
I want this building anymore.
1085
00:57:28,740 --> 00:57:30,176
I'm long screwed.
1086
00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:33,179
- You guys have insurance, right?
- Yeah. Of course.
1087
00:57:33,203 --> 00:57:34,681
My dad told me this story once
1088
00:57:34,705 --> 00:57:37,058
about this building kind of like this
that blew up.
1089
00:57:37,082 --> 00:57:38,375
Wait, what? How?
1090
00:57:40,711 --> 00:57:43,314
- You see this septic tank?
- Yeah.
1091
00:57:43,338 --> 00:57:44,631
That's an old system.
1092
00:57:45,591 --> 00:57:50,095
If we can shut off that ventilation and
trap the methane, it'll start to build up,
1093
00:57:52,014 --> 00:57:53,640
and that tank becomes a bomb.
1094
00:57:55,392 --> 00:57:57,787
Wait, like blow up the building?
1095
00:57:57,811 --> 00:58:00,373
Yeah. Then you can collect your insurance.
1096
00:58:00,397 --> 00:58:02,083
You're good with your creditors.
1097
00:58:02,107 --> 00:58:03,192
See?
1098
00:58:04,026 --> 00:58:05,736
Every problem has a solution.
1099
00:58:06,695 --> 00:58:10,282
We just need to find some way
to lure that fucker down here and trap it.
1100
00:58:14,453 --> 00:58:17,182
[Patricia] Wait.
Does all the building's sewage
1101
00:58:17,206 --> 00:58:19,601
have to filter in through this room?
1102
00:58:19,625 --> 00:58:21,019
Yeah.
1103
00:58:21,043 --> 00:58:22,395
Well, what if we just
1104
00:58:22,419 --> 00:58:24,439
fill the pipes upstairs
with your pink stuff?
1105
00:58:24,463 --> 00:58:27,007
I mean, that'll force it down here, right?
1106
00:58:27,591 --> 00:58:28,634
Yeah.
1107
00:58:29,176 --> 00:58:30,177
Yeah, that could work.
1108
00:58:30,636 --> 00:58:33,472
Then we just have to get some
nasty-ass bait out of that tank.
1109
00:58:35,140 --> 00:58:36,141
Somehow.
1110
00:58:39,019 --> 00:58:41,813
By "we" you mean...
you mean me, don't you?
1111
00:58:44,024 --> 00:58:45,150
Yeah.
1112
00:58:47,653 --> 00:58:48,779
Yeah. [Clears throat]
1113
00:58:51,698 --> 00:58:52,592
[metal creaking]
1114
00:58:52,616 --> 00:58:54,034
You're gonna do great.
1115
00:59:00,123 --> 00:59:02,060
- You're a hero, Patricia.
- Oh, shut up!
1116
00:59:02,084 --> 00:59:03,627
[exclaims in disgust]
1117
00:59:04,670 --> 00:59:06,046
You're a real hero.
1118
00:59:07,256 --> 00:59:09,258
Oh, God.
- [Patricia retches and coughs]
1119
00:59:11,093 --> 00:59:12,070
[Patricia] Ugh!
1120
00:59:12,094 --> 00:59:13,846
[Sonny exclaims in disgust]
1121
00:59:14,763 --> 00:59:15,931
[shudders in disgust]
Oh, God.
1122
00:59:18,100 --> 00:59:19,160
Ugh!
1123
00:59:19,184 --> 00:59:20,829
No. No, no, no, no.
1124
00:59:20,853 --> 00:59:22,396
[Patricia] Ugh!
1125
00:59:25,190 --> 00:59:27,401
Okay. Okay. Wait,
I think I got something big.
1126
00:59:28,777 --> 00:59:30,755
I think you're gonna have
to help me, though.
1127
00:59:30,779 --> 00:59:33,132
It's really heavy.
I can't get it out on my own.
1128
00:59:33,156 --> 00:59:35,802
- You're great. You're doing good.
- No, Sonny, get up here.
1129
00:59:35,826 --> 00:59:37,744
I need your help. It's really heavy.
1130
00:59:38,662 --> 00:59:40,265
- [groans]
- Sonny!
1131
00:59:40,289 --> 00:59:41,456
Come on.
1132
00:59:42,082 --> 00:59:44,042
All right, all right.
Goddamn it. Yes. Fine.
1133
00:59:45,627 --> 00:59:46,980
Okay. You got this, okay?
1134
00:59:47,004 --> 00:59:48,088
Yeah. Yeah.
1135
00:59:49,214 --> 00:59:50,382
Do you want the gloves?
1136
00:59:50,883 --> 00:59:52,652
Fuck it. I'll do it barehanded.
1137
00:59:52,676 --> 00:59:54,279
You got it. You got it.
1138
00:59:54,303 --> 00:59:55,822
- Come on.
- [groans in disgust]
1139
00:59:55,846 --> 00:59:58,741
Yeah. Okay. Okay. [Grunts] Oh, fuck.
1140
00:59:58,765 --> 01:00:00,535
- Do you have it?
- I think I got something.
1141
01:00:00,559 --> 01:00:02,811
- Yeah. Ready? On three?
- Oh, God. It's big.
1142
01:00:03,395 --> 01:00:05,290
Okay. Oh, God!
1143
01:00:05,314 --> 01:00:07,232
- One, two, three!
- Two, three!
1144
01:00:08,525 --> 01:00:10,027
- [Patricia screams]
- Oh, God!
1145
01:00:13,447 --> 01:00:15,842
- [Sonny yells]
- Oh, my God, it's Mrs. Applebaum!
1146
01:00:15,866 --> 01:00:18,368
Oh, my God! Mrs. Applebaum! Oh, my God!
1147
01:00:19,411 --> 01:00:21,330
Oh, God. Oh, God.
1148
01:00:22,206 --> 01:00:23,975
Hey. Hey, I didn't puke.
1149
01:00:23,999 --> 01:00:26,227
- That's good. Good job.
- That's good.
1150
01:00:26,251 --> 01:00:28,188
[Sonny] Phew! Oh, fuck.
1151
01:00:28,212 --> 01:00:29,212
[Patricia moans]
1152
01:00:29,838 --> 01:00:31,878
You know, in terms of, like,
all of the germy stuff,
1153
01:00:32,382 --> 01:00:34,527
this is literally the worst thing
you could have ever done.
1154
01:00:34,551 --> 01:00:35,695
- That's true.
- You nailed it.
1155
01:00:35,719 --> 01:00:37,614
- Yeah, I did. I did.
- Good job.
1156
01:00:37,638 --> 01:00:39,431
Thanks. Yeah.
1157
01:00:41,058 --> 01:00:42,059
Hang on.
1158
01:00:44,019 --> 01:00:45,020
Call me crazy,
1159
01:00:46,021 --> 01:00:47,040
I think we just found our bait.
1160
01:00:47,064 --> 01:00:48,875
But, Sonny. No!
1161
01:00:48,899 --> 01:00:51,544
Oh, my God. Leave the poor woman alone.
She's been through enough.
1162
01:00:51,568 --> 01:00:55,089
I think that Mrs. Applebaum would be okay
with us using her dead body
1163
01:00:55,113 --> 01:00:57,050
to take out the thing
that did this to her.
1164
01:00:57,074 --> 01:00:58,116
And Daisy.
1165
01:01:02,329 --> 01:01:04,390
We take the rest of the bismuth,
1166
01:01:04,414 --> 01:01:08,144
we stick it in this rotten corpse,
seal the deal.
1167
01:01:08,168 --> 01:01:09,688
Spraying it might not kill that thing.
1168
01:01:10,295 --> 01:01:13,215
But if it swallows
one huge, gigantic load,
1169
01:01:13,841 --> 01:01:15,360
that'll put a bomb in its belly.
1170
01:01:15,384 --> 01:01:18,178
Yeah, an "apple bomb."
1171
01:01:23,308 --> 01:01:27,580
In terms of Dad puns, that's...
that's bottom of the barrel.
1172
01:01:27,604 --> 01:01:30,107
Yeah, total bottom of the tank.
1173
01:01:31,984 --> 01:01:34,027
Wow. Wow.
1174
01:01:36,071 --> 01:01:38,508
Ugh. You know, we're gonna need
a lot more bismuth
1175
01:01:38,532 --> 01:01:40,134
if we're gonna make this work.
1176
01:01:40,158 --> 01:01:42,428
Yeah, we got a ton in the truck.
1177
01:01:42,452 --> 01:01:43,847
[pipes thumping, creaking]
1178
01:01:43,871 --> 01:01:46,540
Enough to kill a whole army
of these fuckers.
1179
01:01:47,457 --> 01:01:49,337
["Making It Work"
by Doug and the Slugs playing]
1180
01:01:51,086 --> 01:01:52,296
♪ Making it work ♪
1181
01:01:57,301 --> 01:01:58,302
♪ Making it work ♪
1182
01:02:00,888 --> 01:02:04,159
♪ Late night boozing ♪
1183
01:02:04,183 --> 01:02:07,078
♪ Oh, I'm out of control ♪
1184
01:02:07,102 --> 01:02:10,039
♪ Red lights cruising ♪
1185
01:02:10,063 --> 01:02:13,418
♪ I got no sense of soul ♪
1186
01:02:13,442 --> 01:02:16,629
♪ I knew you knew ♪
1187
01:02:16,653 --> 01:02:19,757
♪ Hey, we both knew the crime ♪
1188
01:02:19,781 --> 01:02:22,969
♪ Blacker, bluer ♪
1189
01:02:22,993 --> 01:02:25,388
♪ Oh, I'm back in the line ♪
1190
01:02:25,412 --> 01:02:26,764
♪ Making it work ♪
1191
01:02:26,788 --> 01:02:28,600
♪ Takes a little longer ♪
1192
01:02:28,624 --> 01:02:29,851
♪ Making it work ♪
1193
01:02:29,875 --> 01:02:31,603
♪ Takes a little time ♪
1194
01:02:31,627 --> 01:02:33,062
♪ Making it work ♪
1195
01:02:33,086 --> 01:02:34,355
♪ Takes a little longer ♪
1196
01:02:34,379 --> 01:02:36,191
♪ Making it work ♪
1197
01:02:36,215 --> 01:02:39,777
This controls the ventilation shaft.
I'm gonna close that. [Grunts]
1198
01:02:39,801 --> 01:02:44,407
Now on my call, you pull that lever.
That controls the methane.
1199
01:02:44,431 --> 01:02:47,869
Once the methane is sealed,
there's no going back.
1200
01:02:47,893 --> 01:02:50,872
And when this gauge hits red,
this whole place is gonna blow.
1201
01:02:50,896 --> 01:02:53,583
Okay. Why am I the one
that's pulling the lever?
1202
01:02:53,607 --> 01:02:56,503
Because I'm gonna super size
our bait combo.
1203
01:02:56,527 --> 01:02:59,839
What? No! No, Sonny,
you're gonna get yourself killed.
1204
01:02:59,863 --> 01:03:03,116
I'm gonna make sure that thing
dies down here once and for all.
1205
01:03:04,243 --> 01:03:05,386
Sonny, get back here.
1206
01:03:05,410 --> 01:03:07,037
[suspenseful music playing]
1207
01:03:09,748 --> 01:03:11,458
[Sonny grunting]
1208
01:03:18,090 --> 01:03:19,275
Ready?
1209
01:03:19,299 --> 01:03:20,551
Pull the lever now!
1210
01:03:21,218 --> 01:03:22,302
Shit!
1211
01:03:30,269 --> 01:03:32,229
[gas hissing]
1212
01:03:33,689 --> 01:03:35,357
[banging echoing]
1213
01:03:38,986 --> 01:03:40,112
All right.
1214
01:03:43,740 --> 01:03:45,617
[creature snarling]
1215
01:03:46,410 --> 01:03:47,870
[pipes clanging]
1216
01:03:52,958 --> 01:03:54,561
- [gas hissing]
- Oh, fuck.
1217
01:03:54,585 --> 01:03:56,688
[grunts, exhales]
1218
01:03:56,712 --> 01:03:57,605
Come on.
1219
01:03:57,629 --> 01:03:59,774
[gas continues hissing]
1220
01:03:59,798 --> 01:04:01,508
[creature snarling]
1221
01:04:05,846 --> 01:04:06,847
Oh, shit.
1222
01:04:19,985 --> 01:04:21,445
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
1223
01:04:23,989 --> 01:04:25,032
[screeching]
1224
01:04:26,658 --> 01:04:28,285
Come on.
1225
01:04:33,332 --> 01:04:34,350
Oh, fuck!
1226
01:04:34,374 --> 01:04:36,043
Shit, shit. Uh...
1227
01:04:38,670 --> 01:04:39,713
[screeching]
1228
01:04:43,926 --> 01:04:44,968
Yeah!
1229
01:04:49,348 --> 01:04:50,909
[Sonny grunts]
1230
01:04:50,933 --> 01:04:53,953
Patricia, help!
Hurry up!
1231
01:04:53,977 --> 01:04:55,771
No!!
1232
01:04:59,191 --> 01:05:00,484
[straining]
1233
01:05:01,568 --> 01:05:03,028
[yelling]
1234
01:05:03,779 --> 01:05:04,779
[creature chittering]
1235
01:05:10,410 --> 01:05:12,287
Get out of my fucking building!
1236
01:05:14,122 --> 01:05:15,582
Die, you fucking worm!
1237
01:05:17,668 --> 01:05:19,169
[screeching]
1238
01:05:29,012 --> 01:05:30,305
[Sonny] We got to go.
1239
01:05:33,892 --> 01:05:36,228
Go, go, go, go!
[yelling] Go, go, go, go!
1240
01:05:44,319 --> 01:05:45,338
[loud explosion]
1241
01:05:45,362 --> 01:05:48,883
[Sonny panting, groaning]
1242
01:05:48,907 --> 01:05:50,200
- Oh, God.
- [panting]
1243
01:05:52,244 --> 01:05:53,662
Holy shit.
1244
01:05:54,371 --> 01:05:56,915
- I can't believe that actually worked.
- Me neither.
1245
01:05:58,125 --> 01:05:59,769
[both panting]
1246
01:05:59,793 --> 01:06:03,964
Oh, fuck, uh, shit.
Do you want hand sanitizer or something?
1247
01:06:05,007 --> 01:06:06,276
Oh.
1248
01:06:06,300 --> 01:06:07,384
Uh...
1249
01:06:08,051 --> 01:06:09,028
Yeah.
1250
01:06:09,052 --> 01:06:10,762
[upbeat music playing]
1251
01:06:12,472 --> 01:06:13,807
No, I think I'm good.
1252
01:06:14,933 --> 01:06:16,935
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1253
01:06:18,478 --> 01:06:19,563
Yeah.
1254
01:06:29,406 --> 01:06:30,574
Yeah, you're good.
1255
01:06:32,117 --> 01:06:33,368
[exhales sharply]
1256
01:06:40,834 --> 01:06:42,437
- Can I ask you a question?
- Yeah.
1257
01:06:42,461 --> 01:06:44,355
Why did you take the rake?
1258
01:06:44,379 --> 01:06:47,192
Because... just 'cause...
the axe was right there.
1259
01:06:47,216 --> 01:06:49,694
And I feel like that's a...
you know, just a...
1260
01:06:49,718 --> 01:06:53,031
The rake had, like,
so many more tongs and teeth,
1261
01:06:53,055 --> 01:06:55,658
and I feel like it was maximum damage,
you know.
1262
01:06:55,682 --> 01:06:57,368
- More damage?
- So much more.
1263
01:06:57,392 --> 01:07:00,079
Did you not see?
I like, fully destroyed that thing.
1264
01:07:00,103 --> 01:07:02,064
Yeah. No, that makes a lot of sense.
1265
01:07:03,315 --> 01:07:05,001
[police radio chatter]
1266
01:07:05,025 --> 01:07:07,402
["Sweet City Woman"
by the Stampeders playing]
1267
01:07:16,453 --> 01:07:17,788
[sighs heavily]
1268
01:07:18,664 --> 01:07:20,082
- Hey.
- Yeah...
1269
01:07:21,166 --> 01:07:22,727
It's all right.
1270
01:07:22,751 --> 01:07:24,354
♪ Well, I'm on my way ♪
1271
01:07:24,378 --> 01:07:25,605
We got a live one here.
1272
01:07:25,629 --> 01:07:26,773
♪ To the city lights ♪
1273
01:07:26,797 --> 01:07:28,691
Hang on.
1274
01:07:28,715 --> 01:07:29,859
Is that Dad?
1275
01:07:29,883 --> 01:07:32,553
♪ Shines her light on the city nights ♪
1276
01:07:33,720 --> 01:07:35,889
♪ And I gotta catch a noon train ♪
1277
01:07:36,723 --> 01:07:38,308
♪ I gotta be there on time ♪
1278
01:07:39,518 --> 01:07:43,122
♪ Oh, it feels so good to know
she waits at the end of the line ♪
1279
01:07:43,146 --> 01:07:44,916
- Oh, my God!
- Dad!
1280
01:07:44,940 --> 01:07:47,418
- Dad! Dad, you're alive!
- Oh, my God. Don!
1281
01:07:47,442 --> 01:07:49,921
- Ow.
- Sorry, Sorry, Sorry.
1282
01:07:49,945 --> 01:07:51,714
I'm just so happy to see you.
1283
01:07:51,738 --> 01:07:53,466
Oh, my God! Oh.
1284
01:07:53,490 --> 01:07:56,493
- Sorry.
- Sonny, stop touching him.
1285
01:07:57,536 --> 01:08:00,223
[slurred] I'm happy to see you, too.
1286
01:08:00,247 --> 01:08:04,227
Oh, man. That was a great
first day for you, huh?
1287
01:08:04,251 --> 01:08:07,188
- Try to relax.
- [officer] We got another live one.
1288
01:08:07,212 --> 01:08:08,815
[barking]
1289
01:08:08,839 --> 01:08:10,567
Oh, my God. It's... It's Daisy.
1290
01:08:10,591 --> 01:08:12,777
Dad... Dad, Daisy is alive.
1291
01:08:12,801 --> 01:08:14,404
- [Don muttering]
- She's alive.
1292
01:08:14,428 --> 01:08:15,512
Oh, Daisy.
1293
01:08:16,763 --> 01:08:18,974
Daisy's good. Helped me a lot.
1294
01:08:20,392 --> 01:08:22,245
Okay, Dad, just breathe. Just breathe.
1295
01:08:22,269 --> 01:08:23,604
Oh, yeah. Okay.
1296
01:08:24,521 --> 01:08:25,790
Everyone, I shit you not.
1297
01:08:25,814 --> 01:08:27,816
We got another live one here.
1298
01:08:34,031 --> 01:08:35,508
Uh...
1299
01:08:35,532 --> 01:08:37,451
Sorry. Never mind. False alarm.
1300
01:08:38,368 --> 01:08:39,369
It's, uh...
1301
01:08:39,953 --> 01:08:41,163
Get that out of here.
1302
01:08:42,497 --> 01:08:44,833
Yeah. Fucking asshole.
1303
01:08:46,460 --> 01:08:47,628
[Don coughing]
1304
01:08:49,129 --> 01:08:50,315
You look terrible.
1305
01:08:50,339 --> 01:08:51,757
[coughs] Right.
1306
01:08:52,424 --> 01:08:54,777
You said I was the toughest
guy on earth, right?
1307
01:08:54,801 --> 01:08:56,237
Yeah. Yeah.
1308
01:08:56,261 --> 01:08:57,697
I also said the dumbest.
1309
01:08:57,721 --> 01:08:59,908
[coughs] Don't make me laugh.
1310
01:08:59,932 --> 01:09:02,452
I'm sorry about your building, Patricia.
1311
01:09:02,476 --> 01:09:05,413
Don, it's okay, honestly.
1312
01:09:05,437 --> 01:09:07,332
You know, shit happens.
1313
01:09:07,356 --> 01:09:09,459
[Don chuckles, mutters]
1314
01:09:09,483 --> 01:09:12,903
[coughing]
1315
01:09:14,821 --> 01:09:16,073
Are you sure you're okay?
1316
01:09:16,615 --> 01:09:17,967
How do I look?
1317
01:09:17,991 --> 01:09:20,094
- You look pretty good.
- Well, bad.
1318
01:09:20,118 --> 01:09:22,079
You're coughing up a lot of blood.
1319
01:09:22,746 --> 01:09:26,100
[coughs] When I was wrestling
with that thing in the toilet...
1320
01:09:26,124 --> 01:09:28,293
- What?
- When you guys left.
1321
01:09:28,836 --> 01:09:29,979
It was...
1322
01:09:30,003 --> 01:09:31,731
- [coughs]
- Fuck!
1323
01:09:31,755 --> 01:09:34,317
Just stop...
You just need to stop talking.
1324
01:09:34,341 --> 01:09:37,695
- I think it's time to rest.
- I think you should stop talking.
1325
01:09:37,719 --> 01:09:39,239
♪ Whoa, she's my ♪
1326
01:09:39,263 --> 01:09:43,308
♪ Sweet, sweet, sweet
Sweet city woman ♪
1327
01:09:44,768 --> 01:09:48,957
♪ Sweet, sweet city woman ♪
1328
01:09:48,981 --> 01:09:50,291
♪ Oh, my ♪
1329
01:09:50,315 --> 01:09:52,377
♪ Sweet, sweet, sweet
Sweet city woman ♪
1330
01:09:52,401 --> 01:09:54,653
[ominous music playing]
1331
01:10:05,789 --> 01:10:06,915
[squelching]
1332
01:10:07,457 --> 01:10:08,834
[screeching softly]
1333
01:10:15,883 --> 01:10:17,342
[ominous music continues]
1334
01:10:37,613 --> 01:10:39,823
[screech]♪ Sweet city woman ♪
1335
01:10:40,449 --> 01:10:41,676
♪ Oh, my ♪
1336
01:10:41,700 --> 01:10:44,995
♪ Sweet, sweet, sweet
Sweet city woman ♪
1337
01:10:45,704 --> 01:10:46,931
♪ Everybody ♪
1338
01:10:46,955 --> 01:10:50,876
♪ Sweet, sweet, sweet
Sweet city woman ♪
1339
01:10:52,294 --> 01:10:56,131
♪ Sweet, sweet, sweet
Sweet city woman ♪
1340
01:10:57,799 --> 01:11:01,053
♪ Sweet, sweet, sweet
Sweet city woman ♪
1341
01:11:03,222 --> 01:11:07,309
♪ Sweet, sweet, sweet
Sweet city woman ♪
1342
01:11:08,727 --> 01:11:12,564
♪ Sweet, sweet, sweet
Sweet city woman ♪
1343
01:11:13,148 --> 01:11:14,268
[instrumental music playing]